if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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