i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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