I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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