Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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