I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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