if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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