I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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