I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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