is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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