What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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