too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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