dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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