Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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