margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So many bounce houses so little time
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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