So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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