I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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