Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
