Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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