Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cut my penus on the lid.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
