but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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