imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
