how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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