what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
