Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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