sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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