Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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