im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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