big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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