...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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