do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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