32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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