doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
