Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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