think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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