I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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