I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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