Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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