when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
