I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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