Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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