we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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