they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it's like heaven, but drunker
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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