I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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