Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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