i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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