I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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