Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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