Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
