If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
