So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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