6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
All the doctor said was why
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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