I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
