you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
ok first of all what the fuck
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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