sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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