So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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