R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
