your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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