I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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