If i come over, it means nothing
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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