Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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