id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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